Homepage
History
Press Releases
Publications
Conferences

OPERATIONS BOARD: OBJECT AUCTION 27/08

From Sgt J Frinkstein

Weve just spotted the following online auction

THE OBJECT: For those who know what this is, its unique. Still alive. Still unresponsive. Still deadly. P&P included in price.

Running a trace to try and find out who the seller was, who the buyer was. But Im fairly certain that its what we think it is.

From Major Jenny Maguire

Damn! Not that we could afford it, anyway, but it would be great to be in with a chance of acquiring it. Weve heard so much about it these last few years.

Every time we get near it, it moves on, its price going still higher, as though the mere whiff of us makes it even better.

Its still alive, then? Imagine that. An alien life form, held in captivity and traded secretly for decades. Poor, poor thing.